Category: Joke Board
It happened at the Denver Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had
the guts of this girl. For all of you out there who've had to
deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. An award
should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being
smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted
with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent
was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.
He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on
this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you,
but, I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to
work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the
passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public
address microphone, "May I have your attention please, " she
began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
"We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW
WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity,
please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man
glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore,
"Fuck You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, I'm sorry sir, you'll have
to get in line for that too."
I like that one! *grin*. She handled that excelently.
oh, haha
lollol, love it!
I would've given a good deal to have witnessed that. Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.
Damn is that helarious or what!?
You gotta give the woman credit for keeping her cool and being creative at the same time. Not many people wanna deal with rude ass customers at all now a days.